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Creature Demotivational Poster


WHEN I WAS A KID, I WANTED A GRIFFIN - I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.


TAGS: i want a mythical creature
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:50 pm
Big Bang Theory, yay!


EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness


TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by frixxxx

rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
[email protected] - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to t****-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
tell me something new...


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.


TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm
lol That's a five. Clever.


BE GONE - Evil Creature


TAGS: evil creature gone train bucket
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 6:17 pm

This one has stuck with me since you posted it. It's perfect!~


WOMEN - I THINK THIS SUMS THEM UP PRETTY WELL. -




HEY, MOM! - Look what I found! Can I keep her?




WOODLAND DEMONS - Sometimes the joys of being outside are disturbed by the creatures that inhabit the woods.




RESPONSIBILITY - Taking care of nature before it takes care of us. --Memo to BP CEO.




THANE KRIOS - I told you the creature from the black lagoon wasn't dead!




CORNFIELD SEA CREATURES -


TAGS: cornfield sea creatures
Rating: 1.27/5

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R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:33 pm
Wheatfield.
Derek - January 24, 2010, 4:42 pm
Think before you trip before you post


Calories -


TAGS: calories clothes smaller creatures closet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 10:02 pm
Zippering isn't the problem. It's getting the **** to stay in the d*** pants!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:05 am
Priss, did you ever lie on your back and use vice grips to zip up your Dittos (feel the fit)? LOL! Better than a corset!


Alaskan Technology -


TAGS: creature comforts provided by the tourism council
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Greeny - November 22, 2014, 4:33 pm
Joe's Garage
Silverheart - November 22, 2014, 4:01 pm

I grew up with a lot of classic rock. For Zappa, it was mostly Apostrophe(') and Sheik Yerbouti. I picked up several Zappa albums in my early 20s, but those are the 2 I play the most
Thedge - November 22, 2014, 10:27 am
Frank Zappa, my hero! I might be movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon... tnx Silverheart for grasping the reference. Nanook, Frank got the name from an Inuit documentary. Worth watching.
Silverheart - November 22, 2014, 10:15 am

Nanook, no no... don't be a naughty Eskimo. WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AND YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW!


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